Back in the day, when I had more hair on my head and less on my chin I thought life would work out a certain way, probably not unlike my father perhaps. Then I stumbled ass first into bonsai and, given a few years it ran away with me and became a business. I had hoped that by now I might be taking life a little easier, trouble is the bonsai business doesn’t make shit and so here I am working harder than when I was a spotty teenager with no prospects other than a life of drudgery and grunt work, got that right then. Because of bonsai Catherine and I have never had a holiday in any way despite being together for well over twenty years now. Both of us are working like slaves every single day 24/7/365 as modern parlance goes. I don’t mind, men were made to work, not retire to an easy chair and die of boredom and the doctor said, just last week, I am in very good shape. Don’t laugh, round is a shape! So the hard graft must be paying dividends in some respect.

Bonsai is a hard task master and making a business of it puts one under the iron fist of a slave driver. What saddens me a lot is that I don’t get the time to spend on what I love the most, doing bonsai my way. I rather wish I had kept bonsai as a hobby which I have now lost. Just yesterday I spent fourteen hours straight working on bonsai trees but that was all commercial stock (some of it very good). In the last four days I have spent forty four hours working on trees, good for honing one’s skills (and aggravating my tendinitis) but not exactly rewarding to my artistic sensibilities (don’t laugh). However I guess most of us spend the bulk of our waking hours at work, it just happens my work is everyone else’s hobby. There are worse ways to  make a living!

Recently we had a rather large delivery of new bonsai and material turn up at the house. At a guess I would think this lot is over two hundred pieces. It’s certainly the most money I have ever spent on something not made of bricks. This year we have a lot more small and mid sized bonsai, ideal for all the old blokes who keep telling me they can’t lift much these days 😉 Quality is good this year but increasingly we are seeing top quality costing a lot more. Simply put, the demand for quality bonsai is outstripping supply and as always in that case prices are rising. Even the cost of legitimately collected yamadori is going through the roof. Collectors costs for things like permits are rocketing and since demand is high stock is going to the highest bidder. Like for like I would estimate prices have risen this year by a high single figure which considering exchange rate movement is pretty impressive. That’s great news for anyone who owns good bonsai trees and bad news if you are in the throes of building a collection. But, in comparison with a lot of the mass produced, ultimately worthless shit we fill our lives with bonsai trees still represent astonishing value for money considering the time invested and skill expended in their production. Buy a new car for a good five figure sum and watch that money dwindle to nothing in ten to fifteen years. Spend that same amount on a good bonsai tree, take care of it properly, allow it to enrich your life and in fifteen years sell it for a bonafide index linked real world profit.

Here I have taken a few snap shots of what arrived. There really are all sorts here, good, very good, average and even some ugly trees too. Within the next two weeks we are expecting a (literally) lorry load of yamadori. This lot is, by and large Japanese bonsai, Chinese bonsai and other nursery produced stock with a smattering of yamadori and even a few pieces from a private collection and some PX stock too. This year I have also lifted a hundred little trees I was growing in the ground. There genuinely is a lot more but so far I have not had a chance to drag it in from the drive way. By the time spring actually arrives I would estimate there will be close to three and a half thousand plants in the yard. This will all be for sale sooner or later. Perhaps if I sold it all and didn’t replace it I could retire like my old man did at 52 but that ship sailed already. There might be the kernel of an idea there though, where’s that calculator?

G.

P.S. If you need to know the prices of anything shown below and are too impatient to wait until I list it on our web site send an email to – [email protected] – include the image you are interested in, no image no reply. Then be patient and respectful it may take me up to a couple of weeks to reply. Ranting, raving, being arsey and wasting our time on the phone will ensure you do NOT get what you hoped for. We get sick of being treated badly and abused, politeness and respect go a long way around here!

Native Prunus

Cotoneaster horizontalis

Quercus suber

Chaenomeles

Prunus domestica Possibly subsp. insititia

Ulmus parvifolia

Ulmus parvifolia

Zelkova

Olea sylvestris

Oleas sylvestris

Pistacia lentiscus

Pinus thunbergii corticosa

Crataegus

Acer palmatum

Acer buergerianum

Acer palmatum

Acer palmatum

Acer palmatum spp…..

Quercus robur

Quercus suber

Acer palmatum deshojo 20+

Juniperus

Pinus thunbergii corticosa

Acer buergerianum

Juniperus

Pyracantha

Juniperus sabina

Prunus Mume – pink flower

Prunus Mume – pink flower

Prunus Mume – pink flower

Prunus Mume – pink flower

Juniperus

Acer palmatum variegata

Juniperus

Acer palmatum deshojo – Exceptional nebari

Ulmus parviflora

Ulmus parviflora

Ulmus parviflora

Ulmus parviflora

Ulmus

Ulmus

Acer Palmatum Deshojo

Acer – Deshojo & Carpinus coreana

Rosa neagari

Rosa neagari

Rosa neagari

Pinus thunbergii senjyumaru & Rosa neagari

Pinus thunbergii senjyumaru

Cotoneaster spp

Cotoneaster spp

Pyracantha

Pyracantha

Prunus mahaleb x 15 & Chaenomeles

Carpinus turczaninowii

Carpinus turczaninowii & Azalea

Ulmus parvifolia

Ulmus parvifolia

Phillyrea sp. & juniperus

Pyracantha

Juniperus

Juniperus

Citrus spp.

Citrus myrtifolia x 6

Acer palmatum x 20

Olea oleaster

Oleas sylvestris

Olea sylvestris

Olea sylvestris

Olea sylvestris

Olea oleaster

Metasequoia sp.

Metasequoia sp.

Crataegus

Crataegus

Malus pumila

Acer palmatum

Acer spp.

Styrax japonicus & Juniperus itoigawa

Pinus thunbergii

Rhamnus alaternus & Malus pumila

Ligustrum obtusifolium

malus pumila

Ulmus parviflora

Pinus thunbergii

Pinus thunbergii

Juniperus spp.

Rhododendron indicum

Acer buergerianum

Pyracantha

Picea jezoensis

Pinus thunbergii

Pinus parviflora

Juniperus sabina – Outstanding!

Pinus thunbergii

Juniperus itoigawa

Morus spp.

Ficus carica

Malus pumila

Juniperus sabina – Outstanding

Prunus mume – White flower

Picea jezoensis

Rhododendron indicum

Pinus thunbergii

Pinus thunbergii

Pyracantha

Carpinus coreana – Outstanding

Stewartia monoadelpha

Rhododendron indicum

Styrax japonicus

Picea jezoensis

Ulmus parvifolia

Prunus mume – white flower

Picea jezoensis

Picea jezoensis

Pinus pentahylla

Picea jezoensis

Rhododendron indicum

Pinus thunbergii

Pinus pentahylla

Picea jezoensis

Pyracantha – OUTSTANDING

Juniperus

Juniperus

Juniperus

Juniperus sabina

Pinus thunbergii

Pyracantha

Ulmus parvifoila

Ulmus parvifoila

Ulmus parvifoila

Juniperus sabina

Malus pumilia

Acer palmatum kashima

Acer palmatum kashima

Acer palmatum kashima

Acer palmatum kashima

Acer palmatum kashima

Acer palmatum kashima

Malus pumila

Malus pumila

Pinus mugo

Pinus sylvestris

Pinus pentaphylla

Acer palmatum x 20

Acer palmatum x 20

Acer palmatum shaina

Acer palmatum shaina

malus pumila

Mous spp

Hamelia sp. x 6

Acer palmatum

juniperus itoigawa

Stewartia monoadelpha

Pinus pentaphylla

Crataegus monogyna

Crataegus monogyna

Juniperus sabina

Pinus sylvestris

Quercus robur