Now That’s FUNNY

May 19, 2017 | General | 18 comments

I buy a lot of bonsai trees it’s about half of my day job, the other half is obviously selling them. If you have ever bought two hundred odd individual and different bonsai in an afternoon you will be only too aware of how one very much blends into another. I also tend to buy in job lots and that means there are items I want and others I do not but on balance the deal looks good. Often it’s not until I get the trees back home and start cataloguing them that I really know what I have got (or not).

I have been working through some trees this week and getting some new items up on the Kaizen Bonsai website (many have sold already). Once I opened the pictures of this trident it became apparent I had dropped the proverbial. Please only leave rude comments 😉

G.

18 Comments

  1. John Bobrowski
    John Bobrowski on May 19, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    Looks like something I’ve seen on a Porno site!

  2. phil
    phil on May 19, 2017 at 6:21 pm

    get ones rocks off! “do i win the tree”.

  3. Dan B
    Dan B on May 19, 2017 at 6:22 pm

    Looks like it’s humping the rock!
    It’s not going to win any prizes.
    I guess you could air layer it at a push!
    I’ll give it a miss Graham,
    The Larch on the other hand is magnificent! 🙂

  4. Derek Stevenson
    Derek Stevenson on May 19, 2017 at 7:01 pm

    We all love bonsai, but isn’t this taking it a bit too far. When Graham said fertilise it on a regular basis, I don’t think he meant to this extreme.

  5. Louis Mitchener (Como NC USA)
    Louis Mitchener (Como NC USA) on May 19, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    Graham you finally found a tree that is a metaphor for your views on life! You are the rock and the tree represents the bureaucracy, taxes, fees, rules and generally anything that’s a pain in the ass (pardon the pun) and stands in the way of progress and common sense for the small business man! That tree coming to you is a good sign! 2017 will be another record year!!! Take care!!

  6. sue mason green
    sue mason green on May 19, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    WOW !!!!! Plant Porn … giggles !!!

  7. Alessandro
    Alessandro on May 19, 2017 at 9:40 pm

    It’s a rape!!!

  8. Gary Swiech
    Gary Swiech on May 19, 2017 at 10:30 pm

    I’ll say that Trident maple really seems to love that rock. Funny image to me.

  9. sue mason green
    sue mason green on May 20, 2017 at 8:20 am

    The original Tree Hugger !!!!

  10. Russell (code name 'Anonymous')
    Russell (code name 'Anonymous') on May 20, 2017 at 9:13 am

    ‘Trials continue on New EU Standard Extra Safe Condom..’

  11. BRENT
    BRENT on May 20, 2017 at 9:45 am

    AN ALL NEW MEANING TO TREE HUGGING

  12. Russell
    Russell on May 20, 2017 at 9:57 am

    DEFRA raises concerns that epidemic use of ‘Legal Highs’ may be Polluting the Water Table….

    Kaizen Bonsai Caution against the use of Viagra as a Bonsai Supplement…

    Trials continue on new EU Standard Extra Safe Condom..

    (not sure if my last e-mail went Ok… Best R.

  13. Derek Stevenson
    Derek Stevenson on May 20, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    Where’s my earlier comment?

  14. Shane
    Shane on May 20, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    Have you sold it?

  15. Johnny Davis
    Johnny Davis on May 22, 2017 at 7:12 am

    Think about it… Stuck in a pot for years on end… I’d imagine that rock would start looking pretty good… Wood be hard….to resist I mean.

  16. David Stirling
    David Stirling on May 22, 2017 at 12:04 pm

    root over rock, root around rock, root in rock, rooting rock, rutting rock etc

  17. Nigel Brett
    Nigel Brett on May 22, 2017 at 3:15 pm

    So there I was, at one with nature (or so I thought) when I suddenly heard this camera shutter going off behind me.

  18. Simon Young
    Simon Young on May 25, 2017 at 10:49 am

    Oh Bollocks !